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iPad? No thanks, I’ll stick with my Olivetti

February 3, 2010 · Leave a Comment

Oddly enough, in a world where technophiles and the gadget-obsessed continue to rave about Steve Jobs unveiling of the iPad last week, there’s only one gadget that I care about. An Olivetti Lettera 32 typewriter from 1963, it doesn’t have a touchscreen or Wi-Fi connectivity, and as for playing games and listening to music — certainly not!

"I'll have the gargantuan egg, please."

Don’t let me fool you into believing that I don’t care much for technology: I love my iPhone as much as anybody else. It’s just that recently I realised that the technology around me was stopping me from getting things done. Some tasks just have to be done on a computer — correspondence, work invoices and, the unholiest of all things, tax returns — and that’s just fine. If I make a list, then I’ll get there. Eventually.

But as a writer cursed with the attention span of a hamster, working on a computer is the death knell to productivity. “I’ll just research ‘——’ can become a trawl through the news headlines, a lengthly perusal of gossip websites and even the googling of imagined illnesses. The truth is that I like to ’see’ a draft as something that I can touch, write on, even burn (on occasion). I like to take something I’ve been working on outside, to look at it away from the usual two square metres in which I work. As someone who is perpetually distracted, I like to be away from distraction.

And that’s what my Olivetti gives me. My computer put away in a drawer, I sit at my desk with the pleasant clacking of the keys, and, unable to edit with the ease of copy and paste, I suddenly find myself thinking about what word I’m going to type next, and about where my story is going, rather than waiting to find out where my story is going to take me. Most satisfying of all, at the end of an hour, half an hour, or just a few minutes, there is a tangible thing in front of me that I can grapple with and score all over with my beloved red pen.

I have to admit that there’s something to be said about the place of modern technology in all this too: because after spending quality time with my Olivetti, I find there’s nothing like making a cup of tea and spending some time browsing the internet, content in the knowledge that I have a little time to spare after all that time well spent.

A Lettera 32 in its natural habitat

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In Awe of the Awesome, or: Who I want to be when I grow up

February 2, 2010 · Leave a Comment

What's written on his t-shirt? Damn right!

Philip Hoare: not only a man of discerning taste — he’s written books about Oscar Wilde and Noël Coward (the second best thing to come out of Teddington, after myself) — but a man remarkable for two reasons:

1. After a rather misguided decision to write my Advanced Higher English personal study on “Moby Dick” (which resulted in the creation of a parallel text within my copy of the book through the green inked marginalia that detailed the complete mental collapse I suffered in trying to read the bloody thing), only this particular man could make me voluntarily pick up and read another book about a whale. (Incidentally, it’s called ‘Leviathan’ and is wonderful. Please read it).

2. He wrote a rather magnificent book called ‘Serious Pleasures: The Life of Stephen Tennant’, which is the best biography I have ever read, if not one of the best works of non-fiction I’ve ever come across. Having recently acquired my own copy, it sits in pride of place on my mantlepiece. ‘Serious Pleasures’ is a wonderful book about an equally wonderful, though curious, man who flitted from party to party in the 1920s as one of the brightest of the Bright Young People, had a turbulent love affair with Siegfried Sassoon (whom I also adore), liked to sprinkle gold dust in his hair and spent his life time talking about a novel, Lascar, that he never finished; only to become a virtual recluse and spend — purportedly — the final years of his life in bed. Written in an exuberant and eloquent style, Hoare brings Tennant wonderfully to life, and at least once a week I find myself sitting down with a cup of tea to delve into the delights of the book at random.

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Nathaniel Hawthorne: Late, Great… and Underrated?

February 2, 2010 · Leave a Comment

I’ve recently found one of my more secret literary obsessions forced out, blinking, into the light after many years of quiet, untrumpeted adoration. At the end of last year, faced with the sudden realisation that the coming summer would mark five years since I finished my degree, I acknowledged the inevitable rot that had set into my brain and set about to search for a remedy. I found it in an open course at Edinburgh University on Victorian Gothic, whose subtitle  ”Fantasies, Dreams and Nightmares in 19th Century Fiction” sent me all a quiver. Led by a most charming and wonderful tutor, David Melville Wingrove — who won me over within the first hour with the statement “Camille Paglia is who I want to be when I grow up” — our second week’s focus was to be Hawthorne’s 1851 novel “The House of the Seven Gables.” I, of course, was delighted.

Nathaniel Hawthorne is a writer I have held to be wonderful ever since I came across his short story “Young Goodman Brown” in the heady Spring of 2003, to which I date the numerous literary epiphanies that awoke the passion for literature that has gripped me intensely ever since and left me perpetually preoccupied with the notion of applying for a PhD. In the story, Salem born Hawthorne (himself descended from a judge at the infamous witch trials of 1692) returns to his town’s dark history for a romp of a story in which a paranoid man of the community is unable to shake off the possibility that his virtuous-seeming neighbours might indulge in certain dark past-times, including midnight meetings in the woods and dancing naked around devilish alters under the cover of night. Having witnessed such a meeting in the forest – why was he walking there at all, we wonder? – Goodman Brown awakens the next day to find himself alone, and his life is forever haunted by what he thinks he saw. With the witches meeting looming in his brain somewhere between reality and dream, and with no way to prove it as either, poor Goodman Brown is undone, and lives a haunted life under the shadow of what he might have seen that night.

The genius of Hawthorne’s writing in this particular story comes from this pull of reality and dream and the fact that the author does not give us, the readers, a definitive answer as to what Goodman Brown may – or may not – have witnessed that night. Read with this inherent ambiguity, the story becomes a satire of the hysteria and paranoia that proved so catastrophic in Salem, as we see a fearful Puritan mind undone by its own ideologies. Though shaking off events as having been a dream, Goodman Brown never recovers, and the final paragraph is  a tour-de-force of writerly eloquence and wit that raises the hairs on my arms and a laugh from my throat each time that I read it:

“Be it so if you will; but, alas! it was a dream of evil omen for young Goodman Brown. A stern, a sad, a darkly meditative, a distrustful, if not a desperate man did he become from the night of that fearful dream. On the Sabbath day, when the congregation were singing a holy psalm, he could not listen because an anthem of sin rushed loudly upon his ear and drowned all the blessed strain. When the minister spoke from the pulpit with power and fervid eloquence, and, with his hand on the open Bible, of the sacred truths of our religion, and of saint-like lives and triumphant deaths, and of future bliss or misery unutterable, then did Goodman Brown turn pale, dreading lest the roof should thunder down upon the gray blasphemer and his hearers. Often, waking suddenly at midnight, he shrank from the bosom of Faith; and at morning or eventide, when the family knelt down at prayer, he scowled and muttered to himself, and gazed sternly at his wife, and turned away. And when he had lived long, and was borne to his grave a hoary corpse, followed by Faith, an aged woman, and children and grandchildren, a goodly procession, besides neighbors not a few, they carved no hopeful verse upon his tombstone, for his dying hour was gloom.”

I will stand up for my love of Hawthorne — and have done, publicly on occasion (mortifying, but absolutely necessary) — but I wonder that so many find his work over-long, gloomy and out-dated. (For that matter, if I could find the person who wrote on Amazon.co.uk of the Oxford Classics volume “Young Goodman Brown and Other Stories” that the “book is full of short stories, some are good but most a [sic] quite boring and you wish you could get back the time you had wasted reading them”, I would rather like to smack them with said book and then deliver a variation of my Hawthorne sermon as set forth above). And as for his work being over-long, I don’t see that many people complaining about Dickens who, by modern standards, could really have done with a rather aggressive editor.

But each to his own. For me, Hawthorne is a writer who can combine spooky spine-tingling plots with quite exquisitely lyrical description, who can wring both humour and pathos from the human heart. To anyone who has never read Hawthorne, I would suggest you to give his stories a go. For anyone who has read Hawthorne and not liked his writing, I would say that we are all entitled to our own opinions. To anyone who, like me, adores the man, I would say “Great! Now I don’t feel quite so alone. Would you like to talk about why we like him so much at great length over many cups of tea?”.

And now I stand to proclaim what I’ve so long thought and felt, but all too little said: Hawthorne isn’t just some old sop in a frock coat with a silly moustache (see below if you doubt me) but of the greats of American fiction, and I adore him.

Nathaniel Hawthorne: Genius

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